They're not insurgents, they're, uh, uh, anti-good guys!

Donald Rumsfeld has an "epiphany" this past weekend and decided the Iraqis who don't like what's going on in their native land don't rate the brand name "insurgents."

Let's see, uh, the last time they tried to rebrand the Iraqi War, it lasted, say, ten minutes?

Tomorrow, President Bush is going to try to redefine it again, this time as stay the course? Okay, but will he actually say something new? Maybe he'll try, "We will be the heroes of freedom until the Iraqis take over being the heroes of freedom."

Won't change a thing. Won't bring him back to life. Won't let him go out during the day.